Steve

Kamusta! Brace yourself for a hilarious journey into the world of my dating profile! So, picture this: I'm an introvert extraordinaire who would rather cuddle up at home than hit the town for some crazy partying and loud karaoke. Trust me, my idea of a wild night involves a book, kerosine lantern, and a cold glass of calamansi juice... you are welcome to join too...😜

Now, here's a secret about me: I've mastered the art of being ridiculously kind. Seriously, I could win an award for "Kindness Olympics" if that were a thing. Need someone to brighten your day? I'm your superhero, armed with a smile.

Now, hold on to your "salakot" because here's where things get interesting. I've got a deep, passionate love affair going on with the Philippines. It's like a romance novel, but without the steamy scenes. You see, when I was a wee child, I lived in the Philippines. Ah, the memories! From stunning landscapes to vibrant cultural experiences, like riding a carabao, and harvesting rice in the fields. I've got a treasure trove of stories to share. And yes, I'm still dreaming of rekindling that magical connection.

But wait, there's more! If you thought I was just your average Joe, think again. I'm a certified goofball, complete with a nerdy charm that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From ridiculously silly faces and making bad jokes, I know how to find joy in the simplest things. Life's too short to be serious all the time, right?

Oh, and before we go any further, let me introduce you to my number 1 squeeze: God. Yep, He's got a VIP spot in my life, and I'm eternally grateful for everything He's done for me. So, if you're on board with this divine love triangle, buckle up, because we're about to embark on an epic adventure of faith, laughter, and endless devotion!

Now, let's get down to business. I'm searching for someone whose heart beats for Jesus as passionately as mine does. Someone who's up for cozy Bible reading sessions, where we can share profound insights and debate over the real meaning behind "Love thy neighbor" while eating green mangos with some sea salt. And hey, who knows? Friendship may blossom into something beautiful, like a Filipino jade vine in peak season!

But wait, there's more! I believe in keeping my body as well-oiled as a finely-tuned jeepney. So, if you're into activities like brisk walks, bike rides that occasionally veer into hilarious mishaps, or even beachside adventures where we both manage to almost drown in the ocean, we'll get along swimmingly!

If you would like me to be your boy friend please note my rates bellow...

10 Pessos for 1/2 day
15 Pessos for a full day
1, 000 Pessos to meet your parent's...
*There is a 5 Pesso Discount if we are going to church together... haha Joke lang!

Okay, okay, enough with my cheesy jokes. Thank you for taking the time to dive into my wonderfully ridiculous profile. I hope you did not get a "nose bleed" from trying to read my profile lol...

Now, to end things with a bang, here's a joke that'll make you groan and giggle at the same time:

Question: What did God say after He created Adam?
"I can do much better than that!" And so, He created Woman. Ba-dum-tss! 😄

Dear fantastic friends from the dating realm, I owe you an apology... my inbox has become a chaotic jungle! Please don't be offended if I don't reply. Thanks for understanding.

May your days be filled with laughter, love, and a healthy dose of humor! God Bless.